Democracy is being allowed to vote for the Capitalist Political Dictator Candidate you dislike least or believe will do the least amount of damage..

Politics — I don't know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another, while Nature, Creator of All, is always and ever making efforts to bring us together.

Politics, n: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"

Con-servatives, Fib-erals, and Poli-tics.

Politics, n: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites".

The CON-servatives are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Fib-erals are the party that says government doesn't work; and, then they get elected; and prove it.
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
A Con-servative is also a man or a woman who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. However, their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don't know what they are conserving

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt, radio speech, 1939 October 26th

Under democratic party style politics, one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other parties are unfit to rule

Under democratic party style politics, one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other parties are unfit to rule — notably, they commonly succeed, and they are always right.

If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards,

If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 60 years ago, a liberal 30 years ago and a racist today.

JFK a Proud Liberal